Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, and they enter the world with a gasoline afterbirth and Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" as their hellish lullaby.
Aries is the most impetuous, impatient, and easily angered sign. Similar to newborns, Aries have poor impulse control, high decibel requirements, and are liable to spoil a night out .
On the increase, their ferocity is unsustainable, so although flames may sometimes erupt, they seldom persist. In addition, the unpredictability of the ordinary Aries may be very motivating.
Being a fixed earth sign, Taurus has difficulty adapting to change, preferring the discomfort of the familiar to the wild winds of transformation.
Taurus controls the second house of values and things, creature comforts, and excess guacamole, so when their financial stability or personal opulence is threatened.
The immovable aspect of the sign suggests an affinity for immovable ideals and perilous ideologies. Not without cause have some of the most unstable, irrational, and blatantly authoritarian figures.
Mercury is named after Hermes, the Greek deity of communication. Hermes was a coyote trickster with winged heels who communicated in riddles, poetry, and incendiary rumour.
Gemini's thinking is equally wide, adaptable, and extreme. Reality is fluid and time is a flat circle for the Gemini, who constantly consumes, distils, and reframes/falsifies data.
Carole "may or may not have given my husband to tigers" Baskin, Kanye West, Donald Trump, and Scott Disick are examples of Geminis having a questionable connection with the truth.